... Definitely do not walk in
late. Here's what I got from this movie:
Tiny Tim-esque kid gets kidnapped by Nicole Kidman's soul-baboon-daemon
DUST
Little girl hires whisky drinking bear to aide in rescue because she knew where his armour was. I'm not making this up
The Dust!
Drinking armour-clad bear punches rival bear's jaw off (he is now King to a bunch of other bears, of course)
Where did YOU hear about Dust?
Kids break out of laboratory, gypsies fight some guys (with a little help from unexplained witches) where are all those bears you just came into control of, drinking-armour-bear-king? They'd have been useful about now. Oh, well. You still won.
End movie. CAN'T WAIT FOR PART TWO!
Wait, wasn't Daniel Craig supposed to be in this film? Where was he a- oh, he must have showed up in that moment when I BLINKED.
I am fairly confident I could shit a better film.
Actually, whatever. Go see it.
~akanah is actually in the same country as me, it's possible we may even meet up. This is a big one folks, stock up on tinned food and water because a huge wave of awesomeness is forecast
3 years I've tried to meet up with that crazy girl.
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...dust.
Allo. 
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Wtf.. Wrong.
Merry Christmas and stuff.
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My father informs me that the movie tells children to be atheists. I highly doubt this, as he reads the conservative newspaper in town.
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Maybe it makes perfect sense to a kid.
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...a pathetic, adolescent fantasy which doesn't take into account the immense amount of responsibility and effort required to rule over an empire larger than any other.
=Prince-des-Sots, on the fallaciousness of world domination
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so it shocks me not at all that the movie is ...less good
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As it was, there were temporary cease-fires in his angry dialogue with a God in Whom he did not believe.
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DO AS THE ROMANS DO
Believe in the humble that believes in bees says (11:09 PM):
have sex with it?
Sweeney Todd says (11:09 PM):
I GUESS
Ominously Onymous says (11:09 PM):
ample solution
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